i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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