Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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