Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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