hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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