She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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