We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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