can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
