I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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