***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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