And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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