Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We left the knife in your bed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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