You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I currently don't understand fingers.
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