if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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