Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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