You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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