dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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