adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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