Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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