Just fell off a train. Bad.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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