You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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