real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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