You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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