Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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