They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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