i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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