trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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