some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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