Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love having hate sex.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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