we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize
