I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
