just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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