He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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