I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
