Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
