this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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