Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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