remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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