Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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