i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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