Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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