At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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