We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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