It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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