I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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