Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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