Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
