My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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