This girl is more easily done than said...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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