Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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