There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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