All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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